Top 25 Albums of 2011
ACCORDING TO ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Holy shit. Last time I wrote in this blog, it was barely 2011, I wasn’t a dad yet, and Facebook timeline was only a glimmer in Mark Zukerberg’s beady little eyes. So, sorry to all my fans out there (all one of you). I’ll try (maybe?) to write some more shiz in the future. For now, though, feast your eyes on a list of my favorite records from 2011 - it only took me 10 days, 32 diaper changes, 20 bottles, and 17 attempts at getting Emitt to take a nap to complete it.
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1. Ringo Deathstarr - Colour Trip

My Bloody Valentine references are nothing new in today’s indie rock sound palette. More reverb than church, whirly-bird guitar flourishes, seagull-cry keyboard squawk’s… these characteristics are featured on almost every one of Pitchfork’s non hip-hop picks for albums of the year. Except. None of those bands really rock; nor do they go full-MBV like Austin, TX’s Ringo Deathstarr. Sure, it might be overtly My Bloody Valentine (or Jesus and Mary Chain), but you know what? I don’t give a fuck. They do it well; not since the Swirlies & All Natural Lemon and Lime Flavors (how’s that for some deep references, eh?) has somebody come this close to totally aping Kevin Shields and co. in such a tasteful, respectful, fuzzed-out, and tuneful way that it somehow all just seems ok. And i don’t mean “ok” as in “average”… I mean “ok” as in “completely acceptable” and, frankly, inspiring. And considering MBV and Shields don’t seem to be in too much of a rush to follow up an album that was released, oh, I dunno, MORE THAN 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO, I’ll take Ringo Deathstarr’s imagination of what a new MBV record might sound like over one never existing any day. I listened to this almost more than anything else this year.
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2. Wild Flag - Wild Flag

I don’t think I looked forward to a record more this year; and for all intents and purposes, this hot little number lived up to my expectations. The hype engine works in mysterious ways, and it seemed that Wild Flag were one of the few “rock” bands that actually got people worked up - and with good reason, considering all parties involved (members of Sleater Kinney, Helium, the Minders, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, Uriah Heap, Deep Purple, Death Angel, etc… right?). Only one real clunker in the bunch (the annoyingly sung “Boom”), and the rest, especially Mary Timmony’s songs, show off the guitar like no other record this year. I love guitars.
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3. Yuck - Yuck

Fizzy, fuzzy, fucking great. Yuck must have direct access to my brain, record collection, and iTunes library, because I’m pretty sure they made this 90s-obsessed rock record just for me. So many jams on this one - “Get Away,” “Holing Out,” “Georgia,” “The Wall” - that it almost rivals Weezer’s The Blue Album in listenability, hit quotient, and volume. Makes me wish I still had a paper route, my sweet GT trick bike, and a Walkman to listen to this album on cassette.
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4. Fucked Up - David Comes to Life

When does loud music with screaming stop getting pegged as “hardcore” and just become “music.” If there ever was a record to do it, it’s David Comes to Life - a sort of end-of-the-world love-story rock opera that has about a million guitar tracks on each song, and some of the best drumming you’ll hear all year. It makes American Idiot look idiotic.
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5. Minutes - Minutes

I wrote about this record for Ferndale Patch, so I’ll just repeat here what I said there: “Quite frankly, I’m almost rendered speechless when trying to come up with ways to describe how much I love this record. Based in Kalamazoo, with lineage between tons of west-side-of-the-state post-hardcore bands like Trocar and Hornet - as well as a DC connection (geographically, as well as in sound) in Ryan Nelson (of the long-lost Most Secret Method) - Minutes play the kind of workman-like punk that can only come from dads in their mid-30s that are old enough to have seen Fugazi play their first Michigan dates, but young enough to still have a fire in them to keep doing it. Honestly, there isn’t a record I’ve heard all year that I can relate to more. Kills on the treadmill, too.”
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6. Big Troubles - Romantic Comedy

Part of me wants to call this record a guilty pleasure - if only because Big Troubles’ first album sounds so harsh and noisy compared to Romantic Comedy’s pristine take on dreamy Brit-pop. Before, they focused on layered MBV-style fuzz to cover up their melodies; this time around, they strip almost all of it away, coming up with a more lush, classic take on British influenced pop music. Most of the time, I’d lean more towards their abandoned shoegaze approach, but it’s clear on Romantic Comedy that this new style suits the band much better, and the songs are too good to deny. Where Pains of Being Pure at Heart swung and missed this year, Big Troubles hit a home run.
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7. Real Estate - Days

A band I thought I hated (if only because Friendly Foes played with them in NYC once, and they showed up right before they played, and split right after), I’m totally impressed by the consistency of this album - I could listen to Days for days. If Yo La Tengo weren’t still making viable music, I’d call them the new Yo La Tengo.
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8. Sloan - The Double Cross

My boys! Still going strong, 20 years later. Still making mostly good-to-great records, this time with a briskness of early Buzzcocks and Ramones records (brevity wise, anyway). There’s forays into power pop crunch, disco-ish detours, and even a little pop-punk on side B, all of which are a bit hit-and-miss; but side A’s first 5 tracks are yet another example of how Sloan can brilliantly meld music made by 4 distinct songwriters into one cohesive movement. Easier said than done, especially after this long.
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9. Telekinesis - 12 Desperate Straight Lines

If I could get in a time machine and do a few things over again, musically that is, and stuck to following the path of my early teenage influences (Sloan, Weezer, Teenage Fanclub, etc.) I probably could have been Telekinesis’ Michael Benjamin Lerner. It took me 30 years to make my first solo album - it took Lerner 23, so he wins I guess. He’s also a kick ass drummer, has a great sense of melody, and considering his age, he could be making horrible Fall Out Boy-influenced emo, instead of name dropping Flin Flon in interviews. Power pop is usually a total nerd’s genre, but Lerner makes it cool by being young and fearless. I’m excited to see where he’ll take the band next.
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10. Stephen Malkmus - Mirror Traffic

Honestly, I don’t know why this made the top ten. I guess it’s because I listened to it a lot, I love the artwork, Janet Weiss plays drums, and I’ve been a fan of ol’ Malk since before I could drive. Wordy, funny, sweet guitar licks… I mean, it’s all here; it’s a Stephen Malkmus I can trust. And it’s always good to have somebody you trust rounding out the list, like an indie rock Sam Bernstein or something.
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So that’s my top ten. Here’s the rest…
11. Obits - Moody, Standard, & Poor
12. Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues
13. Title Tracks - In Blank
14. Washed Out - Within and Without
15. Mr. Dream - Trash Hit
16. Hospital Garden - Haunter
17. Kurt Vile - Smoke Ring for My Halo
18. The War on Drugs - Slave Ambient
19. Foo Fighters - Wasting Light
20. Cloud Nothings - Cloud Nothings
21. REM - Collapse Into Now
22. Bazan - Strange Negotiations
23. Radiohead - The King of Limbs
24. The Men - Leave Home
25. Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong


































